Wolf & Rhino & the Pod too
A brief history of how the pod came to be or as our friend Shakespear would say it "a briefeth hist'ry of how the podcast cameth to beest" or whatever.
First things first, if you've made it to this page we thank you. No matter the reason you came we're glad you're here. Second, if you've come here looking for proper english you may have come to the wrong place. If you find anything wrong please do let us know (I do love fan mail and if you think a complaint isn't fan mail you haven't read The Almighty Vibes definition of fan mail, please see next sentence). TAV definition of fan mail = 'any type of correspondence that TAV or its affiliates are to receive.' Moving on let us learn about our hosts!
Rhino - I wanted to start this off by saying rhinos aren't born they're made, but apparently after a light google search that appears to be the complete opposite. The birth of a rhino is a beautiful thing and as this rhino developed it has been beautiful to watch. Growing up in San Diego Rhino is a true Californian. He loves burritos, saying 'the' in front of interstate numbers, and Comic-Con. Who doesn't like Comic-Con though? He is a top notch human/animal hybrid with humanitarian/conservation efforts spanning coast to coast. He charges ahead whenever he sets his mind to something. As gentle as a butterfly but protective of his herd, Rhino has a huge heart. He aims to please and entertain with a wealth of knowledge. Although he wasn't born a rhino he absolutely earned his right to be one. Next time you're on social media go ahead and give him a 'chuff' cuz thats what Rhinos do!
Wolf - Wolves are definitely born, I checked before I wrote this. From the looks of wolf, he doesn't appear to be completely wolf. I mean he howls, roams around aimlessly and looks at you like he wants to eat you. He doesn't have the paws and tail though. It's as if he is mid transformation from man to wolf; or wolf to man. No, no, wait, he's just got a lot of hair, *puts away silver bullets* Wolf grew up in Wyoming, story over, nothing happened and nothing ever happened. He moved to San Diego and thats when life actually started happening. Along the way he found friends he now calls family. Much like Rhino, Wolf's pack grew. Now the pack and the herd are one in the same as Wolf & Rhino live in harmony.
This friendship has been created, its blossomed, and has been destroyed. Only to be brought back with great power that of a fierce phoenix. We venture into the future and reminisce on the past. Unsure of where we're going or how we'll get there we hope you'll be along for the ride.
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They do some creative stuff too that can be found somewhere on the website too. I'm not totally sure where since it'll probably be all over but do some exploring, it's good for you. I think so anyway.
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To depart I'd like to give another quote from yee old english. "In these times of feareth alloweth us p'rsev're and che'rs our pe'rs with huge rampallian beest'rs." Don't take things too seriously.